> SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC
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> 
> Status: OPERATIONAL
> Hidden routes: 3
> Easter eggs: ACTIVE
> 
> Hints:
> - Not everything is broken
> - Binary speaks louder than words
> - The icon sees more than you think
> - Proxies hide the truth
> 
> "Connection closed" doesn't mean
> the conversation is over.
> 
> [Press any key to continue...]